Pinnochio Me (No You Don't)

an Improvisation by the Big Jerks

It's my new pet peeve
Oh, no you don't
No you don't
Pinnochio me

Ok here it is-
Have you noticed lately
That a lot of guys...?
When you're geting onto the freeway
There's some asshole behind you
And he passes you...
You're ahead of him,
And he passes you before you've merged.
Have you noticed it?
Oh no you don't , oh no Pinnochio me!
No no you don't buddy. Pinnochio me.
No, oh no, you don't. Pinnochio me.
I won't let you. Pinnochio me.
Oh no you don't. Pinnochio me.
Who do you think I am buddy?
Pinnochio me. Pinnochio me.

Why it was just today...
I was cruising down the road, and-
Behind me was an SUV, can you imagine it?
Someone in an SUV thinking they're...
Maybe a little bit better than me, for some reason,
And I'm getting ready to merge over to the left
'Cause I need to turn left
And here comes this guy, speeding past me on the left
Not waiting for me to make any kind of driving decision
I won't have it, no! I get so mad when...

Oh no, on no you don't. Pinnochio me!
No no no no no no no no no no no
Pinnochio me! Pinnochio me!
Oh no you don't. Pinnochio me!

Pinnochio!
It?s an image of, sure, a little wooden boy
A wooden boy!
And everybody knows what happened
When Pinnochio lied! Pinnochio me!
When Pinnochio lied, his nose grew.
His nose grew!
There's nobody going to be lying in wait for me
When I'm trying to merge on the goddamn freeway!
Oh, no you don't. No you don't. No you don't.
Pinnochio me! Goddamn it. Pinnochio me!
Pinnochio me! Pinnochio me!

I'm sure you guys will notice it
Now that you know what to call it.
Pinnochio me!

We'll be on the lookout for that Karl-

You'll see it I know it!
Oh no you don't, Pinnochio me! Oh no, you don't.
Pinnochio me!
Pinnochio me!
Pinnochio me!
Pinnochio...

Pinnochio me!
No you don't.
Pinnochio me!
No you don't.
Pinnochio...

No you don't.
Pinnochio me! Pinnochio me!
Pinnochio me! Pinnochio me! Ohh!

Pinnochio me!

(copyright 2008 Big Jerks, Sissonvisions, BMI)

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