Bum Dumping
(A Big Jerks Jam)


I'm here to tell you
You got a problem
You got a big big problem
You got a problem
You city folk
I've seen you stressing out
About how the bums have been taking over your city
Yeah you got a problem
You got a big big big problem
I'm here to help you
You see I got a plan here in my bag

You want to hear it? Yeah
You want to hear it?
I got a little bag here
I"ve got your problem solved
Problem solved.

You city folk you see you got a problem
You got a big big big big problem
With the bums on your streets
I got a little bag
And I got the solution right here
You want to hear it? Yeah yeah yeah.
Ok here it is...
I got this little piece of paper
Now, you give me $135
And you sign this little piece of paper
That bum over there, you see that bum right in front of that store?
That jewelry store? I hate that guy.
That jewelry store?
Now you work it out how you want
You police man and store keeper
You know you store keeper and police man
You got a relationship and I don't claim to know anything about that, but...
You got a problem
I'm going to make it go away
You want to hear about it? yeah yeah you got to tell me
You give me $135 and I'll relocate your bum...
We some people call it...

Bum dumping, bum dumping, bum dumping
Bum dumping
I'll help you, bum dumping
Yeah it goes something like...

Bum dumping, I'll help you.
You want to tear my plan? Let me hear this.

Ok, now, sign this little piece of paper right here
Give me $135 per bum and I'll make them disappear
And you might ask, well, what about the bum?
Doesn't he have any say in all this?
You leave that to me son, you leave that to me
Your store keeper, your nice jewelry store keeper
You don't have nothing to think, nothing to fear
I'll make your bum disappear
Nothing to think, nothing to fear
That bum's going to disappear
Well sure, I get a little snack on top
But I'll pay the bum, I'll pay the bum, I'll pay the bum
Bum dumping
And late...
What is today?Sunday...
By Tuesday, that bum'll be in Santa Monica or Pomona
I'll give the bum a choice, I'll give the bum a choice.
That's nice of you
Bum Dumping
How much do you pay the bum?
Bum dumping
Well, you just leave that to me
You and your jewelry store, you'll be happy
Won't you be happy?
And you better act fast because next week you know how much it's going to cost?
It's going to go up, it might go up.
It's catching on isn't it? Yeah!

Bum dumping, bum dumping

 

Bum dumping, bum dumping, bum dumping

So, wait a minute, you're the broker? Some people want to call me that...
You're the bum broker aren't you...?
It's not illegal...
How do you identify which bums got to go? Do the police come to you?
Not all bums are a problem
You're like a snitch
I call myself a business man
You must know some street cops
I got my information
So the cops tell you which guys got to go?
So if a bum behaves himself, he can stay?

You got a problem?
Here it is..

It's Tuesday evening...

It's Tuesday evening, just after dark
Look there he is, he's got his shopping cart
And cardboard boxes all surrounding him
Now, don't bother me, I've got to make a negotiation here, ok?
"Hey, leave me alone...
Can you spare a little change, God bless you...
I'm a little down on my luck, can you help me out?"
"Isn't your name James?"
"How do you know my name?"
"I've got my sources...
I want to talk to you"

"Just make yourself comfortable"
"What that smell?"
"I've been busy"
There's this place up in Santa Monica
Don't mean nothing to me
There's some people been asking about you
It's a real nice street
It's a free country
I'll give you $30 to move
I'll help you $30?
See that blue van
I'll give you $32 and a carton of cigarettes
You pay me $40 and two cartons of cigarettes
I'll give you
In fact just down the street there are a couple of lady bums
so wait a minute $36 and a carton?
You make it $38 and a carton
Can you help me with this mattress
You see that policeman, he doesn't want any part of this...
You understand James, you understand?
I'll start gathering up my shit
Let's do it quick.

Bum dumping
Bum dumping
Bumdumping
bumdumping
bumdumping
bumdumping
Dumping dumping

Bum dumping
Bum dumping
Bumdumping
Bum dumping
Bum dumping
Bum dumping

See that's how it goes man
That's how it goes
Now you blue badges, you just look the other way
You and your jewelry store owner now
Got a free and clear sidewalk
What do you think of that?
You think it was worth it?
What'd I pay you?
It's going to go up next week
james was nice enough sometime
Scare me customers
He's really gone?

Bumdumping
Bum dumping
You had a problem
'Bum dumping
You had a problem
Bum dumping
bum dumping
I'm not proud
Bum dumping
Bum dumping
Bum dumping
Bum dumping
Bum dumping, dumping, dumping

Bum dumping
Other side of town
Bum dumping
Bum dumping
Dumping!

(copyright 2008 Big Jerks, Sissonvisions, BMI)

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