She Loves Me Not
An Improvisation by the Big Jerks

 

 

I can't say it didn't hurt my feelings
That would be a lie
I can't say it didn't hurt my feelings
it hurt a lot

It made me think:
Chicks: who needs 'em man
who needs 'em? This is bullshit
This is bullshit. This is bullshit
This is bullshit, man
This is bullshit, man
This is such bullshit,
I thought she was my girlfriend
I thought she was my girlfriend, man

The year is 1971 and everybody's got hair man
everybody's wearin' long hair
everybody, even the people on television
the newscasters, the President, Jimmy Carter, they all had long hair over their ears, even the straight people had hair
Cuz the hippies, the hippies won the little battle, the length of the hair battle
and everybody's wearin' hair
Muttonchops, ponytails, big sideburns

It was the days of Creedence Clearwater man
It was the days of Creedence man, and everybody had their hair man, everybody had hair, even I had hair
I had long curly brown hair and I had a girlfriendwho was in highschoolman, she was older, in high school, man
she was in high school, and shewas older her parents had a pool
I was gettin' sex for the first time, the parents were never home, we go in there in the afternoons and screw around in the parents' bed, jump in the pool and wash off
Oh man those were the days, man
I had hair, I had hair, I had long curly hair
Creedence Clearwater on the stereo

Little did I know about women, little did I know, because when I joined the football team in high school they had a little program where they shaved our heads.
Oh, well, I don't know about that.
Y'mean we have ta shave our heads t'play on the team? Oh, yeah, Bishop Montgomery.

Line right up here boys, we're gonna buzz yer heads, yer gonna look like a team, dammit. Yeah, but I gotta girlfriend, man, she's a highschooler and everybody's wearin' hair, coach.
Coach, y'suppose y'could let me off this one? S'pose you could let me have my hair? Oh, no no no nono.
Have a seat there, son.

Oh, so there it goes man they buzzed it right off, it fell on the floor. I looked down there, it was my long curly brown hair. Oh, well it didn't matter. I still gotta girlfriend. Wait'll I show her my new buzz cut. I'll go there this afternoon after football practice.
She'll still hang out with me, heh, 'cuz we're in love.
She loves me for who I am, she loves me for me.

I'm funny and smart and a big strong kid and
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)
Just like the flowers
(She loves me; she loves me not)
Well, what can that mean?
(She loves me; she loves me not)
You pull one pedal off, and pull anothere
(She loves me; she loves me not)
Just like the kid's game
(She loves me; she loves me not)
I'm runnin' out of pedals
(She loves me; she loves me not)
Flowers, I just a couple more pedals to go
what's gonna, which is it gonna be?
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)
is it, could it be taht easy, that
(She loves me; she loves me not)
I thought that this was just a game
She loves me not.

So I get to her house in the afternoon and know we're gonna have some more sex, I just know it.
We're gonna go in the pool
we're gonna screw around in all the
the living room and the kitchen
and jump in the pool
it's gonna be na, hoo, ha, and
I knock on the door
She opens the door and one look
at that shaven head o' mine and she says Oh, no. Oh, no way, uh-uh
I go: lemme come in, c'mon, hey
you look so good, I really missed you
How'you doin' hon?
Oh, no no no
Stop right there, stop right there mister.
What did you do to your beautiful long hair?
Oh, they made me shave it for football, c'mon, lemme in
we're gonna have some fun,
c'mon, lemme in

I don't think so, Brian
I, this is more than I bargained for
the whole shaved head jock thing
I really, really can't be seen with
I can't
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)
(She loves me; she loves me not)

(copyright 2008 Big Jerks, Sissonvisions, BMI)

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